hi

see above. lately i've been thinking some deep thoughts. these thoughts have to do with life and situations encountered in life. they are thoughts that nobody has really thought of before i think, because i havent heard them voiced. my deep thoughts are as follows:
"When buying an engagement ring for your girlfriend, it helps to not pay too much. you could easily spend a fortune on the ring, then have to leave the house up to her."
"once upon a time there was a man who was very physically fit. he ate a well-balanced diet, could bench press 200 lbs, and ran 20 miles a day. one day, he was walking across the street and was flattened by a semi. he died after a short time in critical condition at the hospital down the street."
the moral: no matter how much you can bench press, if you get hit by a semi-truck, you're DEAD.
you almost wonder why nobody else has thought of these.
i also have some stupid chuck norris jokes:
chuck norris doesn't catch the bullet between his teeth. he EATS it.
chuck norris can slam a revolving door.
if u have a dollar, and chuck norris has a dollar, chuck norris has more money than you.
when chuck norris jumps in a lake, he doesn't get wet. the water gets chuck norris.