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hi. this is another boring (and very sarcastic) blog that i am typing up to eliminate precious minutes of your life forever. you sit here on your computer reading this meaningless gibbering while people in africa and asia are starving to death or dying of preventable illnesses. at this point, you have probably wasted about twenty seconds of your life, in which ten african people have died. there is a cornucopia of other more useful things that you could be doing than sitting on your butt reading my stupid typing. for example, you could have written a letter to a friend that you haven't spoken to for years. you could have rekindled a friendship that may have lasted for decades. Or, you could have been volunteering at your local food bank, giving food to the needy. But no. you choose to spend your days decomposing in front of a computer screen reading insignificant texts that you probably would have been happier without. now GO DO SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! then again, if reading this boring blog gave you any pleasure whatsoever, then it was probably productive. :)